Laurent

We had to ask three times to order drinks. After asking for a bottle of water and the menu carte with the wines, the owner asks us from behind the bar to our table "bottle or glasses?". I reply "a bottle of water". After waiting some more, I had to go to the bar to get a glass of water for my kid. Then a bit later the owner arrives with a bottle of water and a bottle of red wine and asks if it will do. I didn't want to wait some more, so I agreed. I tell him that I only wanted two glasses of wine. He pours the glasses then leaves the bottle on the table. I ask him why, and he pretends I ordered a full bottle. I say "obviously not". He replies "you can take the rest of the bottle home". Then he adds "it's a good wine, not expensive". "How much?" I ask. "Not expensive" He replies. So I ask "how much is not expensive?". Then he finally gives out the price. I went for the two glasses. What to more to say?